Things Happen for Reasons

I know that sounds like a stupid statement, but they do. If you neglect to tend your garden, the weeds will take it over. If I make a lot of money and do not show any respect for it, I lose it. If I don't show my wife the unconditional love she requires, she'll leave. If I'm presented with an opportunity and I don't take it, I lose it and have to wait for another one to come along. If I take advantage of an opportunity I was presented and I am in tune with it, I prosper. If I take advantage of another human being, sooner or later, someone is going to take advantage of me. What comes around, goes around. Wherever I go, there I am. Now is all there is. Seize the moment as if there were no other. I wouldn't be here if I didn't want to be. If I always keep the stuff and ignore the holes, I get awful stuffy. I experience the stuff and leave it for other stuff, then I have the experience of a lot of stuff, but I'm full of holes, always ready for more stuff to appear in my life. If I'm balanced, I will never fall. If I'm able to laugh about the human condition, I'm guaranteed more of it. If I'm stuck with my stuff, I ‘m full of stuff. If I'm able to let it go, I can always get more. If I get sick, I asked for it. If I die young, I asked for it. If I die old and bored, I asked for it. If I have a great time doing something, I love the process of doing that thing If I define myself by what I do, I'm forced to keep that stuff forever. If I am boring to talk to, I am bored with myself. If I am in process, I am in flow. If I have what I want, then I am not in flow. If I am happy now, things will change. If I am the universe, I am change. If I am god, then I in flow. If I am all these things everyday, I am me. When I decide to take advantage of an opportunity, I have become the judge of what is right for me. When I want something bad enough to think about it often, then I have a good chance to bring it about if I'm focused. If I don't want something bad enough to focus on it, I will attract it to me through the law of attraction. If I think I am a victim, I am one. If I think I am triumphant, I am. I think, therefore I am. To be or not to be, that is the question. When the universe is turned off, I am not. When the universe is on, I am. I desire, therefore, I do. Your intent determines your action. Who are you listening to? Who is programming you? It better be you, because if it's not, then you're living someone else's hopes and dreams. If life amuses you, then you've got it made. Why would anyone ever take this game seriously? I snicker and laugh all the time at what I take seriously.